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"最搞笑的是张口闭口'去中心化',结果域名续费还要找马爸爸,服务器天天被墙得死去活来。说好的对抗流量霸权呢?最后不还是得把文章截图发朋友圈求赞?您这波啊,叫用爱发电的赛博杨白劳!"

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我:请模仿网上的喷子讽刺一下现在还在写简体中文独立博客的人群,力度大些。

DeepSeek:"哎呦喂!2023年了还有人搁这儿写独立博客呢?您是从Web1.0穿越过来的远古化石吧?天天对着十几个阅读量自我高潮,真当自己是当代鲁迅了?不会真有人觉得在CSDN/简书/公众号之外搞个破WordPress就叫独立思考吧?"

"笑死,折腾半天Markdown排版给空气看,连个百度SEO都做不明白的赛博孔乙己。不会还在用RSS订阅这种老古董吧?不会吧不会吧?现在连狗都知道要拍短视频当网红,您搁这儿玩活字印刷呢?"

"看看您那博客主题,不是抄Hacker News就是仿Medium,配个五毛钱特效的二次元头像装文青。写篇影评憋三天憋出五百字,最后评论区就两条"模板不错求分享",还嘴硬说这是知识沉淀,我看是当代阿Q的精神胜利法!"

"最搞笑的是张口闭口'去中心化',结果域名续费还要找马爸爸,服务器天天被墙得死去活来。说好的对抗流量霸权呢?最后不还是得把文章截图发朋友圈求赞?您这波啊,叫用爱发电的赛博杨白劳!"

"要我说这些博客孤儿就是当代互联网的恐怖分子——明明有微博抖音快手可以随地大小便,非要在自建茅房里搞行为艺术。建议集体申遗,名字就叫《中文互联网最后的爹味说教庇护所》,毕竟再过五年这些赛博坟场连考古学家都懒得挖!"

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Traders also expressed uncertainty about the situation with China Evergrande, as the indebted property company has not provided clarification about a key interest payment.In economic news, the Commerce Department reported an unexpected increase in U.S. new home sales in August.Crude oil prices climbed Friday and front-month WTI oil futures contracts saw gains for a fifth straight week amid tighter supplies. West Texas Intermediate Crude oil futures for November rose $0.68 or 0.9 percent at 73.98 a barrel. WTI Crude futures gained 2.8 percent for the week.

The lead from Wall Street offers little clarity as the major averages opened lower on Friday and then bounced back and forth across the unchanged line, finally finishing mixed and little changed.The Dow added 33.18 points or 0.10 percent to finish at 34,798.00, while the NASDAQ eased 4.54 points or 0.03 percent to close at 15,047.70 and the S&P 500 rose 6.50 points or 0.15 percent to end at 4,455.48. For the week, the Dow rose 0.6 percent, the NASDAQ added 0.1 percent and the S&P gained 0.5 percent.The lackluster performance on Wall Street came on uncertainty about the outlook for the markets following recent volatility.

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